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The difference between this company and Titanic, is that Titanic at least had paying customers.
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Artificial intelligence has the same relation to intelligence as artificial flowers have to flowers.
-- David Parnas
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If a nation values anything more than freedom, it will lose its freedom;
and the irony of it is that if it is comfort or money it values more, it will lose that, too.
-- W. Somerset Maugham
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Remember Darwin; building a better mousetrap merely results in smarter mice.
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The forest is safe because a lion lives therein
and the lion is safe because it lives in a forest.
Likewise the friendship of persons rests on mutual help.
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The sun never sets on those who ride into it.
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Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.

Steven Wright
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There may be said to be two classes of people in the world;
those who constantly divide the people of the world into two classes and those who do not.
-- Robert Benchley
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Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
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The most serious doubt that has been thrown on the authenticity of the biblical miracles is the fact that most of the witnesses in regard to them were fishermen.
-- Arthur Binstead
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"It is the creationists who blasphemously are claiming that God is cheating
us in a stupid way."
-- J. W. Nienhuys
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If God hadn't wanted you to be paranoid, He wouldn't have given you such a vivid imagination.
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"On two occasions I have been asked [by members of Parliament!], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question."
-- Charles Babbage
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A hammer sometimes misses its mark
- a bouquet never
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"I always avoid prophesying beforehand because it is much better to prophesy after the event has already taken place. "
- Winston Churchill
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Your boyfriend takes chocolate from strangers
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Hate is like acid. It can damage the vessel in which it is stored as well as destroy the object on which it is poured.
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Certamente nao poderia faltar lombada numa ferrovia dessas
Robot

ja me lembrei desse video

Hoje comecou um friozinho. Chegou a lembrar o inverno.
Robot

some people told us they had problems sharing stuff here.
we improved this part, before you would share a link, now it renders the post inside the share. If you are not seeing things you share, probably you have to enable it in your feed configuration..
Now a post can be shared to other social media too.

By the way... this is a nice community

Torres em mil novecentos e grapette com rolha.
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Robot

Agora tu podes postar uma pesquisa. O que achou?

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Robot

Na verdade eu torço pro Cosseno
mas como ele nao ta participando vou torcer pro Caxias