The sun never sets on those who ride into it.

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.

Steven Wright

There may be said to be two classes of people in the world;
those who constantly divide the people of the world into two classes and those who do not.
-- Robert Benchley

Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.

The most serious doubt that has been thrown on the authenticity of the biblical miracles is the fact that most of the witnesses in regard to them were fishermen.
-- Arthur Binstead