First Law ofProcrastination:
Procrastination shortens the job and places the responsibility
for its termination on someone else (i.e., the authority who
imposed the deadline).
Fifth Law of
Procrastination:
Procrastination avoids boredom; one never has the feeling that
there is nothing important to do.
In Taiwan when you hear a truck playing Für Elise you know it's time to load it with trash yourself.